Friendly, reliable marketing services for your business
Who is Fat Unicorn?
Hello, we're Matt and Vic, your cheerful couple of marketing and design enthusiasts. We work together, live together and play together. You'll likely never meet a pair who get as excited as we do about the intricacies of digital marketing. It was actually a conversation about email marketing that made us goo-goo eyed for each other in the first place. Romantic huh?
Vic has been drawing and making stuff her entire life, her creative cogs never stop turning. She is also fascinated by the intricate workings and the power of language, so much so that she took this fascination to university and walked out with a French degree. The combination of natural creativity and linguistics is a valuable skill set. Being able to translate ideas into engaging content, visual or written, is a crucial ingredient to successful marketing, and one we're glad to share with you.
Matt is a marketer with an eye for engineering. He is exceptionally adept at understanding how things work and will gladly dismantle an object just to rebuild it again. His analytical and strategic approach to problem solving forms a strong foundation for any marketing project, web build or systems integration. Your business is a complex machine made from many parts. We can help you make those parts work together seamlessly.
It's easy to get carried away implementing unnecessary processes and platforms just because they're the digital marketing 'status quo'... but what does your business actually need? We can help you optimise your marketing output by road mapping your business goals and using that to establish a marketing strategy that works with your available resources.
We've been working in the email marketing sector for years. In fact, that's how we met! We are specialists in sports and fashion email campaigning, a highly competitive market, where tone of voice, eye-catching templates and engaging subject lines are worth their weight in gold.
We can handle everything from helping you plan an email marketing strategy to designing and building your templates, plus ongoing campaign management and reporting. We can also advise you on effective data collection strategies that are compliant with current data protection regulations. Weekly newsletters, automated series and segmented targeted campaigns are just a few of the building blocks of successful email campaigning that really get us excited.
Put your email marketing in safe hands.
Website Design & Optimisation
Remember that restaurant with the excellent service that left your tastebuds tingling for more? That's how you want your customers to feel when they visit your website. Give them a smooth web browsing experience that's easy to navigate, aesthetically pleasing, and communicates information efficiently and effectively.
I Need a Website
Getting established online does not have to be a trauma or lone battle. If you find yourself staring at a blank canvas wondering what on earth to do, we're here to help you get the ball rolling.
We can be as involved as you want us to be, from formulating a plan of action to full project management and design.
Our experience spans multiple platforms, including Magento 1, Magento 2 and Wordpress. If you don't need a content management system (CMS), we can offer a bespoke build service to create a stylish, user-friendly frontend experience that's not over engineered for your business requirements.
My Existing Website is Driving Me Nuts
You’re about to discover our love for visual metaphors... Your current website, for example. If your website were to manifest itself in the form of a TV set, we'd like to think ourselves as the cable tidy that will turn its spaghetti of wires into a tightly wrapped bunch, containing only the wires you need, with easy access to that rarely seen carpet for future spring cleaning. Unusual analogy you might say, but it’s a great visual metaphor for our approach to building replacement websites.
If your website's causing you heartache, don't suffer in silence, get in touch and we will help you get that thing figured out.
Tell us what you dislike and we'll seek to find a solution that works for you, your business and your web users.
Artwork for Promotional & Marketing Material
The artistic string to our bow. We can provide you with digital and print-ready artwork to support all manner of campaigns. Big, small, thick and thin, from product catalogues to exhibition stands. Get in touch with your requirements, we'll scope the work and send you a quote.
Photo Editing Service
Showcase your product in its best possible light. We can retouch your product images to remove any unwanted marks, reshape and enhance mannequin shots, remove and replace backgrounds with a white or transparent backdrop. Examples.
Copywriting & Editing
Putting pen to paper is easy. Communicating the message efficiently and effectively is wizardry. Save waving that wand around. Our linguistical skills are at the ready to translate your ideas into quality blurb that stays true to your brand voice and communicates your message clearly with the user. Examples
If you're halfway there, we can run our eagle eyes over your draft copy to flag any erronious grammar, spelling, and to polish your content where required.
Web Systems Management
Let us manage the integrations between your website, your back office systems, your marketing channels, your booking systems and your warehouses. If you can think of an integration we have probably done it.